As you may know, a few misguided scientists have attempted to shoe-horn God into the role of mechanic.  In response a few equally misguided scientists have attempted to deny the existence of God.  Unintelligent Design renders the entire debate void and gives a new vision of the directions of Human Endeavour.

 

 

Intelligent Design is not a new idea.  The concept was first brought to the public in the Christian Pavillion at the 1967 Expo Worlds Fair held in Montreal, Canada.

 

Denzil and Ronald during one of their frequent visits to the Fair, underwent a spontaneous Topological Mind Revision and realised at virtually the same moment that if God was intelligent and had been directly responsible for human biology, then nipples on men could not exist.

 

It was not until 1974 that Denzil and Ronald could get enough free time on the SPIRITOS mainframe system that they could put their hypothesis to the test.

In repeated runs of a simulation of a meta-being attempting to create useless appendages on a mammal, the closest result was giggles coming out of the sound generator and a hampster-like creature with a penis on its forehead.

 

It was at this point that Rory Telk, with his unique knowledge of computer science and his familiarity with primates put forward 'Unintelligent Game Theory'**.  Rory and a team of college undergraduates put together a set of special enclosures where humans and a selection of Great Apes could interact.

 

Then one cold spring, a chimpanzee called Alice and a small anonymous girl shocked the team by playing a full game of Chess... 

 

This device uses reverse quantum entanglement to set up standing waves of improbability which exist outside n-dimensional space/time.  With this device we hope to transcend existence and establish direct communication with the Supreme Being, thus establishing whether or not God Exists.