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Dear Amy,
My neighbours keep complaining about my fiance visiting me. Whilst it is true that he keeps forgetting
the keys I gave him and has to go through their apartments, I think it is a bit paranoid of them to blame him for their missing
possessions.
Cheta Bingham, Utah.
Dear Cheta,
Your fiance seems to be a delightful example of the old school of men who would take any trouble for their lady.
I myself could do with a new television so please contact me so that I can tell you where I would like it delivered.
Amy XX
Dear Amy,
My Pastor keeps touching my breasts. He says that they've 'fallen all out of whack' and the odd way they point
is distracting the church choir. I don't mind him touching my breasts, but I've been told that I must save my body for
my husband. What should I do ?
Amanda Huggnkis
Dear Amanda,
How lucky you are to have such a considerate Pastor! Since these things can be misunderstood by those who
are not The Lord's chosen, I suggest that you take photos and send them to me together with your undergarments. I will
then put these for purchase on EBay to sell for the poor.
Amy XX
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