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The world is in turmoil because of the differences between the major religious texts.
The problem has a solution and its name is Operation Big Book !
According to the Bible, Jesus was The Son of God. According to the Kuran, this notion is a blasphemy. What
can be done about it ? After years of tugging at this question, the answer came one evening after a heavy bout of mind warping
to the Industrus Founders, Denzil and Ronald McBurgherr. Simply submit everything ever written about religion and run it through
a software suite which would linguistically resolve all passages which exhibited a commonality. Whilst simple in concept,
the undertaking in practice has proved immense.
Every day now for the past four years, Project Spiritos have been aligning us with redupes of religious
scans through the various major global data feeds and randomising the content against a quantum model imposed over Usenet
postings.
The redupes are then extracted from the main feed and compared to the hard copy sacred writings database.
Because of the nature of the data transfer from the larger Spiritos 'Dragon', the process has become affectionately known
as 'draining the lizard'. The remorphed textualisations are then reworded for contiguity and relesense.
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