All staff please check here daily for updates
Regarding catered meetings.
Will staff please allow our guests to chose first before diving into the food and drink selection.
I'm still in the process of apologising to the Financial Manager from Cremnica who had his eye blacked by one of our over
exuberant (and hungry) staffers.
Whoever is responsible for nailing Ken Waddlingly's office door closed please refrain from
doing this again. Mr. Waddlingly has been caught in his office
4 times now, and has twice had to use a flower vase.
Project CommTalk staff please do not leave chimpanzees unattended in the car park.
Breaking wind on the telephone (from either end) is now a sackable offence, after a series
of complaints from our cleaning staff and a sharp rise in faulty handsets.
Ego-Ident-Calling is permissible only on Cowel Wearing Days. Thus, Mr. Waddlingly
is only 'Hairy Barbie' on CWDs, Mr. Telk is only 'Monster Nostril' on CWDs, Mr Frubb is 'Electric Panties' on CWDs and so
on...
Muffin The Mule is now a sackable offence unless you're English.
Would some kind soul please reassure Amy that a meat puppet is not what she thinks it is.
Operation Big Book Protective Wear has now been finalised. Please refer to the photos
below.
