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| Rory Telk, Senior Analyst, SPIRITOS Project |
Rory Telk is one of the founders of Automated Religious Semantic Analysis, having spent more
than 30 years in various aspects of Computer Science. His latest discovery is that the original copies of The Book
of Revalations actually make sense only if preceeded with a disclaimer. As a result of his many trips
to the lands of the scripture he is the accreditted discoverer of The Lost First Page, which reads 'To Calpurnia for
her unusual help. This text is protected under Roman copyright law - all rights reserved.'
Tony Pluggole is one of the young bloods we've recruited to our Cyphers and Cryptology Section. We're going
after evildoers in a big way and talented young men like Tony are key to our winning ! Welcome aboard Tony !
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| Orson Frubb Ph Q, FRCDSP |
Orson Frubb
Orson first established himself in the scientific community through his research into diseased monkey blood as a cure
for dry fly-away hair. He has published many research articles, among them "The Meanderings of Goats" and "Sexual Positions
of the New England Sea Crab".
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| Hrall Borgny |
A big Welcome to our Team Player from Norway, Hrall Borgny ! Hrall came to us after graduating
with honours from the secret Andoya Military Academy where he specialised in Quantodynamic Cosmology (with a minor in Herpetology).
Already he's been a great help disciplining the female staff with his smooth well-oiled athletic body. In June, Hrall
took over the leadership of Research Team B and helps out with our I.T. people in his spare moments.
Clitoria Bilge has been an invaluable asset to Industrus since she came on board as our Marketing Manager. Not only can she
sell fluorescent pink camoflage to jungle fighters (on no less than 3 occasions), she's an amazing athlete who has won bets
for us time and time again arm wrestling truckers in bars. Despite her name, she's just one of those people who smells great.
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